"A Contest Featuring Human Beings" lyrics

"A Contest Featuring Human Beings"

I drew up back
When Mr. Skate came back from the attack
The official fag
Saw the cake tossed into the lake

And he crossed that lake
With his overpaid army
Of rats and snakes on whiskey ships
And they are right, they were alive
They were fools, making rules
For their entrance into the butchery pools

Let them be and that's the lesson
An overworked dreamer and his cronies
On minitracks and motorbikes
The contest featuring human beings
And other less sprouts
And other less sprouts


Writer(s): Robert Pollard, Tobin Sprout