"Captain Crunch" lyrics

Everybody
Needs somebody to abuse
Everybody
Needs a lot of stuff to eat (Shit)
Everybody
Gonna be a body one day
Having fun, mortal scum?
Rest assured it's not for long

When you least expect it, your world reels
You fall to the ground
Will heaven protect it? No
A strange new world that you found

And now
Bodies waking, soul a-quaking
You'll see
See your jellied corpse a-baking
Your world
Teeters on the brink of madness
We shall (You know we shall)
Kick that bitch over with gladness

You enter the sex-plague
You cannot breed
And you await death
Your anus bleeds

And now
Bodies waking, soul a-baking
You'll see
See your jellied corpse a-baking
Your world
Teeters on the brink of madness
We shall
Kick that bitch over with gladness

When you're all dead
We'll still be here
Having butt sex
'Cause I'm so Queer

Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of Doctor Claw