"Pocket Pool" lyrics

Little Flopsy flaps around
He flaps on up and he flaps on down, he's just a
Flippy flappy happy slappy kinda crappy clown, yeah

C'mon now, flap Flopsy flap
Wrap a slimey lap around the map
If you do these things, Flopsy baby
You're gonna take a nap
He really gets a nap

He pulled his panties down
He's lying on the ground

Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggies always go

You're playin' pocket pool, that's right
Pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket
It's always that way, when you play

Pocket pool, that's right
Pocket everyday
When you've got the pool in pocket
It's always that way

Pig-dick sandwich, porcu-butt pie
Slup it up with your black-eyed bride
Got them Smoky Mountain oysters on the side!