"Untitled" lyrics

Hi, did you like the music?
I liked it
It was awesome
Hey, my favorite song was the one where the base went
"Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum"
And the guitar went "wee wee wee wee"
And the drums went "drummy drum drum drum drum drum drum drum drum
Do you remember that song?
I liked that
I want more music
Hey, have you ever wondered if a seahorse could win
A game of backgammon against an invisible wizard?
I think the invisible wizard would win
Because the seahorse does not have hands
Hey, have you ever seen an invisible wizard?
Probably not
Because it's invisible
Hey, remember that time when we were on that spaceship
And there were talking dinosaurs
And then one of the dinosaurs said:
"I cannot talk"
And I said: "You just did"
And the dinosaur didn't say anything else because
He couldn't talk?
Hey, are you listening to me?
Remember that stick of broccoli that used
To play the banjo at the annual platypus convention?
He owes me money
Hey, I'm cool
Hey, good night