"Corn Queen" lyrics

Pom-Pom Tammy in her single-mom Chevy
Fillin' out her not-so-skinny jeans
Paintin' on her mascara in the rear-view mirror
A case of beer up in the baby seat
She's got a thing for Hank, she got on the day
He popped a dent out her passenger side
She wasn't looking for love when he fixed her truck
But she's looking pretty lucky tonight

She's the top of the bottom
Cream of the crop
Map dot living the dream
Yeah, she ain't all that, but she ain't half bad
For a former Corn Queen

Well, she knock-knock-knocked on his old screen door
That's as broke as the both of them
He's been waiting since the third grade
To tell her to come on in
He's got a heart of gold
A little more to hold than he had when he was sixteen
Yeah, he ain't all that, but he ain't half bad
For a former Corn Queen

Ain't Romeo and Juliet
More Billy Bob and Charlene
Ain't all that, but it ain't half bad
For a former Corn Queen

Been a couple months, they had a lot of fun
Everything that you'd think
Got half of her stuff and a toothbrush in a Dixie cup by the sink
No kids of his own, just a two-year-old who thinks he's everything
He's gonna change her name, gonna help her raise
A future former Corn Queen
Hell, it ain't all that, but it ain't half bad
For a former Corn Queen