"Coolest Fucking Bitch In Town" lyrics

Crying in the backseat of your parent's car
You say that you don't have a curfew anymore
23 and trying to keep your life from going sour
And your mother's getting married in the fall

And you know that she is happy
That things will be okay
But you wonder what'll happen Christmas Day
And I don't know what to tell you
To make you not feel sad
So I'll offer my condolences to dad

Am I just a hypocrite
Or is there something wrong with it
I want my therapist to think I'm cool
I call you from the office phone to ask you to come drive me home
Okay I'm just a liar I never went

But if you see me out
Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town
You wanna drink a drink that's watered down
It'll just take you longer

Can I be responsible for things that I did years ago
I guess it could be good for just a laugh
Is it just a privileged thought
I asked you once but I forgot
I'm not the only one who's split in half

But if you see me out
Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town
You wanna drink a drink that's watered down
It'll just take you longer

Coolest fucking bitch in town
Coolest fucking bitch in town
Coolest fucking bitch in town
Coolest fucking bitch in town