The Handsome Family - Skunks Lyrics

The Handsome Family Lyrics

"Skunks"

Squirrels in the basement
Raccoons in the walls
Centipedes with stingers
Do not feed to dogs

Guaranteed humane
Yes, we have live bait

Creak in the crawl space
Could be deadly snakes
We always employ
The right kind of rake

We'll sterilize your yards
Run your dogs around the park
Now we have rental cars
Stop by our cocktail bar

Call us day or night

We'll haul your trees away
Buy our Turf-Blend
Stays green for centuries
Never mow again

We'll sterilize your yards
Run your cats around the park
Now try our rental cars
Stop by our sandwich bar

Call us anytime at night
Call us day or night

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Writer(s): Brett Sparks, Rennie Sparks

album: "Hollow" (2023)

The Handsome Family - Hollow album cover

Joseph

Two Black Shoes

The King Of Everything

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