"If The South Woulda Won" lyrics

If the South woulda won we'd had it made
I'd prob'ly run for President of the Southern States
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday
If the South woulda won we'd had it made

I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas
And we wouldn't have no killers gettin' off free
If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly
Instead of writin' books and smilin' on T.V.

We'd all learn Cajun cookin' in Louisiana
And I'd put that capitol back in Alabama
We'd put Florida on the right track 'cause, we'd take Miami back
And throw all them pushers in the slammer

If the South woulda won we'd had it made
I'd prob'ly run for President of the Southern States
The day young Skynyrd died we'd show our Southern Pride
If the South woulda won we'd had it made

Play a little dixieland boys
Ah yes

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee
And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills
The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi
And I'd put Hank William's picture on one hundred dollar bills

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas
And I'd ban all the ones made in China
I'd have every girl and child sent to Georgia to learn to smile
And talk with that southern accent that drives me wild

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
'Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine
I'm goin' up on Wolverton mountain and see ole Clifton Clowers
And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine

Hey, if the South woulda won we'd had it made
I'd prob'ly run for President of the Southern States
When Patsy Cline passed away that would be our national holiday
If the South woulda won we'd had it made

I said
If the South woulda won we'd had it made

Might even be better off!