"Russell" lyrics

Hold onto your hats
This is the hook
That you've been waiting for
One hand tells you everything
You need to know
To help you understand
Oh, the one you love
But yourself too

There are twelve chapters
One for each
And divided into the following sections
What makes that twat tick?

The man, the woman, the child in love
And all that we can play as a friend
And you, need to leap out and join us

So, hold onto thine hat
This is the hook
That you've been waiting for
The book that tells you everything
You need to know
To help you understand
Oh, the one you love
But yourself too

The man, the woman, the child in love
And all that we can play as a friend
And you
And need I say?

You captivating creature, you
What's in your case as you walk all tall?
You can't spin
But you can bid out the hall

So, hold onto thine hat
This is the hook
That you've been waiting for
The book that tells you everything
You need to know
The man, the woman, the child in love
As a friend I play
Ready to leap out and surprise you