"Dessert Is On You" lyrics

Are you stressed out and angry, and wanna fight?
Maybe you're hungry?
(Yeah, I'm hungry!)
Does somebody need taken out tonight?
(Yeah!)
Don't you worry, let's get some curry!

Put on a cute dress and let's go dine
Don't you be distressed, it's curry time
We'll order some naan and some creamy chai
Or rum and cola, to get us high
Unless you wanna get some wings instead
But afterwards I wanna give you head

'Cause you wanna eat out
I wanna muff dive
I need some of that pie, and dessert is on you!
And I see hungry eyes
Don't be surprised, I'm between your thighs
And dessert is on you!

We can get some pizza, or sandwiches
We can even get some sushi, if you take off your britches
I could eat a taco, if you catch my drift
I'm talking about your beaver
(Hah, that was slick!)
I'm sorry love, I don't mean to be crude
But I know you never joke about food

'Cause you wanna eat out
I wanna muff dive
I need some of that pie, and dessert is on you!
And I see hungry eyes
Don't be surprised, I'm between your thighs
And dessert is on you!

I'll take you anywhere you want to go
You owe me nothing, you already know
I'm just offering an extra treat
After I take you out to eat

'Cause you wanna eat out
I wanna muff dive
I need some of that pie, and dessert is on you!
And I see hungry eyes
Don't be surprised, I'm between your thighs
'Cause dessert is on you!