"Drivers Side" lyrics

Well, every day is just another late fee
A new engine noise that I pretend doesn't scare me
The same old shooting pain in both of my knees
It's getting sharper than before
Just got a ticket 'cause my windshield's cracked
Someone prove what's so bad about that?
Oh, officer, I could fix it if I had the cash
Good thing you took two hundred more

And if you're gonna hit me
Better be on the driver's side
'Cause I'm missin' both my headlights
And I only go out at night

And a thousand dollar deductible
'Cause I'm the one held responsible
I didn't really wanna eat this week
Pawn heirlooms, watch friends die
How about that contribution to alumni?
They see you bleedin' out
What's one more needle in the eye?
A thousand little cuts and sixty bucks in parking fines

(You won't get a single cent more)
(Than you've already gotten)
(You won't get a single cent more)
(Than you've already gotten)

And if you're gonna hit me
Better be on the driver's side
'Cause I'm missin' both my headlights
And I only go out at night

And if you're gonna hit me
Better be on the driver's side
'Cause I'm missin' both my headlights
And I only go out at night
I only go out at night
I only go out at night