"Clean It Up!" lyrics

[NIFFTY:]
There's an endless stream of trash and filth
And hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz, wait 'til you smell our rugs
'Cause people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get to go and clean it up

[CHARLIE:]
What?

[NIFFTY:]
Hypodermic needles left all over the place
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
So I gotta take my knife and stab them all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen because I'm covered in rat blood

[CHARLIE:]
Niffty, no!

[NIFFTY:]
Magical land, hotel of my dreams
Disgustingest, ugliest building that I've ever seen
And I get to clean it up

[CHARLIE:]
Niffty, what are you doing?

[NIFFTY:]
Helping!

[CHARLIE:]
Can you help differently?

[NIFFTY:]
Okay!

ホテルは本当にとっても素敵です
[Hoteru wa hontōni tottemo sutekidesu / The hotel is really very nice]

[CHARLIE:]
Uhm

[NIFFTY:]
チャーリーはとても優しい上司です
[Chārī wa totemo yasashī jōshidesu / Charlie is a very kind person]
彼女は成功すると信じています
[Kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjite imasu / I believe that she'll succeed]

[CHARLIE:]
Can anyone understand this?

[NIFFTY:]
とっても大好きです いつも
[Tottemo daisukidesu itsumo! / I love it so much!]

[CHARLIE:]
Why?

[NIFFTY:]
犯罪者は trash
[Hanzai-sha wa trash / The sinners are trash]
そして彼らは assholes
[Soshite karera wa assholes / And they are all assholes]
でも私はまだ夢を信じています!
[Demo watashi wa mada yumewoshinjite imasu! / But I still believe in the dream!]
私は clean it up!
[Watashi wa clean it up! / I clean it up!]

Yes!

[CHARLIE:]
And that's why the hotel is good
Right?
Yay