"Happy Day In Hell" lyrics
(performed by Erika Henningsen, Stephanie Beatriz, Mick Lauer, Keith David, Blake Roman)
(from "Hazbin Hotel" soundtrack)
[CHARLIE:]
I can do this, somehow I know it
I'll get Heaven behind my plans
[VAGGIE:]
Charlie, hold on
[CHARLIE:]
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[VAGGIE:]
It's just a meeting
[CHARLIE:]
To change their mind and touch their hearts
Or whatever angels have
[VAGGIE:]
This could be bad
[CHARLIE:]
Cheer up, Vaggie
This could be swell
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell
[VAGGIE:]
Okay, but just don't... sing to them
[ANGEL DUST:]
That bitch is halfway down the street
[VAGGIE:]
Is she...
[ANGEL DUST:]
Oh, she's dancin'
[VAGGIE:]
Ugh, no
[CHARLIE:]
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare
It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell
It's a happy day in Hell
[CHARLIE:]
Hi, mister!
[DEMON:]
Go fuck yourself!
[SINNER:]
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
[CHARLIE:]
Hello!
[IMP:]
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
[CHARLIE:]
Oh, excuse me!
[EXECUTIONER:]
Doing what is required, we all have our role
[SINNER:]
I'm not doing well
[DEMONS:]
Another shitty day in Hell
[CHARLIE:]
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change
[VAGGIE:]
Those angels' minds are hard to change
[CHARLIE:]
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange
[VAGGIE:]
They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
[CHARLIE:]
I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell
[CHARLIE:]
From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows
To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown
'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, why?
And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye!
'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide
[CHARLIE (SINNERS):]
I can do this I just know it
(There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)
I'll get Heaven behind my plan
There's just no way I could blow it
(I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds...
[TRENCH COAT DEMON:]
And touch my parts
[CHARLIE:]
Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna...
Fulfill my destiny!
[TRENCH COAT DEMON:]
Your loss, bitch
[CHARLIE:]
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell
I can do this, somehow I know it
I'll get Heaven behind my plans
[VAGGIE:]
Charlie, hold on
[CHARLIE:]
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[VAGGIE:]
It's just a meeting
[CHARLIE:]
To change their mind and touch their hearts
Or whatever angels have
[VAGGIE:]
This could be bad
[CHARLIE:]
Cheer up, Vaggie
This could be swell
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell
[VAGGIE:]
Okay, but just don't... sing to them
[ANGEL DUST:]
That bitch is halfway down the street
[VAGGIE:]
Is she...
[ANGEL DUST:]
Oh, she's dancin'
[VAGGIE:]
Ugh, no
[CHARLIE:]
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare
It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell
It's a happy day in Hell
[CHARLIE:]
Hi, mister!
[DEMON:]
Go fuck yourself!
[SINNER:]
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
[CHARLIE:]
Hello!
[IMP:]
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
[CHARLIE:]
Oh, excuse me!
[EXECUTIONER:]
Doing what is required, we all have our role
[SINNER:]
I'm not doing well
[DEMONS:]
Another shitty day in Hell
[CHARLIE:]
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change
[VAGGIE:]
Those angels' minds are hard to change
[CHARLIE:]
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange
[VAGGIE:]
They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
[CHARLIE:]
I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell
[CHARLIE:]
From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows
To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown
'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, why?
And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye!
'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide
[CHARLIE (SINNERS):]
I can do this I just know it
(There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)
I'll get Heaven behind my plan
There's just no way I could blow it
(I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds...
[TRENCH COAT DEMON:]
And touch my parts
[CHARLIE:]
Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna...
Fulfill my destiny!
[TRENCH COAT DEMON:]
Your loss, bitch
[CHARLIE:]
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell
