"The Hed Honcho (Outro)" lyrics

[Sue Johanson:] "Another thing you can do is go to a good sex store. Big sex store and get him a toy."

[Caller:] "Ohh."

[Sue Johanson:] "Valentines Day coming up. Hey, this will be a good toy. And its called the "Head Honcho". Alright?"

[Caller:] "Ok."

[Sue Johanson:] "This is it. And it is ah, silicone and it is ah soft and flexible. It's got an opening in the bottom there. And he just tucks his penis inside the opening. That stretches a loooong way. So if he’s big it'll still fit. And then he will be able to masturbate with the "Head Honcho" on and that feels very much like oral sexual stimulation."

[Caller:] "Ok."

[Sue Johanson:] "Alright.."

[Caller:] "Ok, I appreciate it."

[Sue Johanson:] "So we solved you Valentine's problem, your gag problem and your problem pleasuring him."

[Caller:] "Right, that’s just it. With Valentine's Day coming up, I wanted to do something special for him."

[Sue Johanson:] "Well, there you go. You got it."

[Caller:] "Ok, thank you."

[Sue Johanson:] "Alright dear."