"So Romantic" lyrics

(Ah) Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah (Ah-ah), ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah (Ah-ah-ah)

All the good men go to jail, all the bad ones work in sales
I'm a loser, can't you tell?
In the museum where you sleep
Behind the glass you built to keep
All the perverts in their seats, clawing at the seams

I only follow God when he's hanging on her necklace
Between her tits
I wanna be the boy that you call when you're helpless
Help you into a ditch

We are so romantic
Sometimes I think you hate my guts
She is so dramatic
And I'm so in love

(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) So in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) We are, we are

Everybody wants my baby (Ah)
Everybody wants my baby, mmh-mmh
Everybody wants my baby, mmh
Everybody wants my baby

I only follow God when he's hanging on her necklace
Between her tits
I wanna be the boy that you call when you're helpless
Help you into a ditch

We are so romantic
Sometimes I think you hate my guts
She is so dramatic
And I'm so in love

(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) So in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) We are, we are
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) So in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) We are, we are

Everybody wants my baby
Everybody wants my baby, mmh-mmh
Everybody wants my baby, mmh
Everybody wants my baby

We are so romantic
Sometimes I think you hate my guts
She is so dramatic
And I'm so in love

(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) So in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) We are, we are
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah) So in love
(Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah) We are, we are