"The Omelette" lyrics

First time on acid, I was fifteen
Last time on acid, I was fifteen
'Cause it turned my night to a carnival ride
And it turned my mind to a split screen
I was out in the forest, tabs in the wallet with some high school friends of mine
Man, I was demolished, and if I'm being honest
I damn near lost my mind
The left side of my brain took a right turn
And the next sentence not hyperbole
I'd never felt so enlightened
But I learned psychedelics weren't for me

Now I'mma tell you something that's for free
It might throw you off like 3/4 timing
But I'mma take a shot like a free throw
Drugs turned me into Eeyore
I'm a sad sack, a broken synapse
And I'm not anti-drugs, they're fine
I just wish that on some of those nights I had crashed
Instead of just closing the blinds

Singing

To make an omelette, you gotta crack some eggs
So I'mma scrape all of the yolk out of my head
I'm scrambled, I'm cooked, I'm baked, I'm fried
But I feel fine, fine, fine
Just shut up and eat your eggs

I cracked my egg, and made an omelette
I cracked my egg, and made an omelette
I cracked my egg, and made an omelette
I cracked my egg, and made an omelette

I need a little vacation from being me
I'm sick of this head space
Mushrooms at school graduation
I'm seeing three, my limbs are a dead weight
Wait, wait, I've made a mistake, I've made a mistake
I'm too baked, I can feel my heart rate elevate
Got the full body sweats, it glistens upon me
Everybody's head's too big for their bodies

Need to step outside take a breather
Reassess my life, break the fever
Don't wanna be that guy and lead that life
Didn't know that we ate my weight in creepers
Day two hadn't slept still
I don't wanna take blue or the red pill
That night I became, half blind and insane
Right side of my brain went left field

Damn
Now, I'm coming down harder than acid rain
Ain't never going back again

To make an omelette, you gotta crack some eggs
So I'mma scrape all of the yolk out of my head
I'm scrambled, I'm cooked, I'm baked, I'm fried
But I feel fine, fine, fine
Just shut up and eat your eggs

I cracked my egg, and made an omelette
I cracked my egg, and made an omelette
I cracked my egg, and made an omelette
I cracked my egg, and made an omelette