"Backup Plan" lyrics

Out of my depth, within my hands
Customer service is my backup plan
I could press 9 to hear the menu again
My own devices take me far as they can

I can't make it
But I sure can break it
Underneath the guise of I'll always fake it
Where's the number in the yellow pages?
I can't make it
But I sure can fake it for you
Sure can fake it for you

Turn down the music to see where I am
Projects abandoned, I'm the reigning champ
Never been known for my resourcefulness
Reading the manual is about as far as I'll get

I can't make it
But I sure can break it
Underneath the guise of I'll always fake it
Where's the number in the yellow pages?
I can't make it
But I sure can fake it

Classically trained at the end of the day
Underneath the lies on my resume
Leave it with me, there'll be hell to pay
Handy ain't the message that I'm trying to convey to you
Handy ain't the message that I'm trying to convey to you

Out of my depth, within my hands
Customer service is my backup plan