"Mediocre Man" lyrics

You thought you could trust him, sadly
That didn't work out so well
I've been meditating lately
Or else I'd send him straight to hell
I ashed in his drink on Friday
You asked me to not, oh, well
Can't help it, I'm clumsy after martinis
That's why my ciggy fell

Wake up, honey, he's a wolf in Carhartt
Fleeced you like you never gave him your heart
So take his money, run as fast as you can
Don't waste your life force on this mediocre man

I've watched you get ugly, darling
And we all know who's to blame
You're losing your glow, it's starting to show
And that's 'cause your man's so lame
Now he owes you reparations
And I'm not afraid to say
For taking your spark, it's evil, it's dark
The man's gotta pay

Wake up, honey, he's a wolf in Carhartt
Fleeced you like you never gave him your heart
So take his money, run as fast as you can
Don't waste your life force on this mediocre man

Wake up, honey, he's a wolf in Carhartt
(Wake up, he's a wolf [?])
Fleeced you like you never gave him your heart
(And you gave him your heart)
So take his money, run as fast as you can
(Take his money, run as fast as you can)
Don't waste your life force on this mediocre man
(Don't waste your life force on this mediocre man)

Wake up
He fleeced you