"The Secret To Happiness" lyrics

Tickets for the seminar were selling out
Despite the astronomical prices
And the king of the day was the ticket tout
Who was sharp enough to see the potential
For a world changing seminar, the trick to life
The answer to all of your woes

Selling the secret to happiness
Get in line, don't hold your breath
Nothing comes without a price
So place your bets now
Selling the secret to happiness
Guaranteed till your last breath
Nothing comes without a price
So take your chances

Some say they've stood in line for nigh on twenty years
Sustained by hope that it'll be worth it
In a flash, their cash simply disappears
And so, it goes with the weight on their shoulders
The lecture of a lifetime, the trick to life
It's time to move on with the show

Selling the secret to happiness
Get in line, don't hold your breath
Nothing comes without a price
So place your bets now
Selling the secret to happiness
Guaranteed till your last breath
Well, nothing comes without a price
So take your chances

Don't follow the SOS 'cause you're not yourself when you're in distress
Don't lose sight of the happiness, it'll come to when you come to rest, oh
Don't follow the SOS 'cause you're not yourself when you're in distress
Don't lose sight of the happiness, it'll come to you when you come to rest

Selling the secret to happiness
Get in line, don't hold your breath
Nothing comes without a price
So place your bets now
Selling the secret to happiness
Guaranteed till your last breath
Nothing comes without a price
So take your chances