"Melissa" lyrics

Go home Melissa!
You're such a bad kisser
Dropkick my liver
When I get the chance
Oh, I could do better
I thought that was clever
I'll quote it forever
Just like a real man
I'm talking to you just to get you to dance

And all I want is someone to turn me on
Some little platinum blonde who's talking shit
Yeah

I'm not sure I'm rooting for me
I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance
I'll keep an eye out for me
Now and then

And then Melissa said:

Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Hey! Hey!
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Hey! Hey!
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Hey! Hey!
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Come and get your man

Say something bitter
I dare you mister
Three pounds of glitter
That's the real me
Now wait just a minute
I thought I was different
I thought I was special but I
Can't take the heat
Nah, nah, nah

And all I want is whatever shit you're on
Some kinda tea or pill or chocolate, yeah
And all I want is someone to turn me on
Some little platinum blonde apocalypse!
I'll keep on talking 'til you're shaking your hips

I'm not sure I'm rooting for me
I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance
I'll keep an eye out for me
Now and then

Hold on Melissa

Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Hey! Hey!
'Cause your little sister
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Hey! Hey!
Has always delivered
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Hey! Hey!
More gold than silver
Come and get your man
Come and get your man
Come and get your man

Ow!

I'm not sure I'm rooting for me
I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance
I'll keep an eye out for me
Now and then

I'm not sure I'm rooting for me
I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance
I'll keep an eye out for me
Now and then

I'm talking to you just to get you to dance