"Infomercial (Skit)" lyrics

[Josh A:]
"Hello, are you tired of being a bitch?
Does your wife cuck you?
Do you always make handshakes awkward?
Well, I'm here to tell you to stop being a bitch
Listen to Josh A and Jake Hill, we have a catalog of songs, ready to make you go from helping an old lady crossing the street
To fucking curb stomping the bitch into the pavement
Listen to Josh A and Jake Hill today
Stop Being a Bitch