"Normal Service Will Be Resumed As Soon As Possible" lyrics

I got bats in the Belfrey
Hiding all the agony
I'm running out of batteries
But I got a leg that you can't pull

I'm sorry for the delay
But normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
Yeah
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible

I got rats in the scullery
Upping up the ante
Clogging up the arteries
My eyes ain't covered in wool

I'm sorry for the delay
But normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
Yeah
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible

Life's a conspiracy
Life's a conspiracy
Just like the other one
Just like the other one

Calling up my agent
I wanna buy a president
He said, "They're all bent."
But I got legs that you can't pull
And I got a brain that you can't fool

I'm sorry for the delay
I know it ain't cool
But normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
I said
"Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible."

Yeah
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
I said
"Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible."

Yeah
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible
I said
"Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible."

Yeah
Normal service will be resumed A.S.A.P.