"Winter In Wyoming" lyrics

All the roads are frozen over
From Montana to Cheyenne
I'd rather bed down in this blizzard
Than sleep with you again

I swear that I'd risk dying
Just to get you outta my house
But the day I meet my Maker
I don't want the Devil around

You're like winter in Wyoming
Bitter, hard, and cold
Even when a fire's roaring
Your heart is ten below
And I curse the snow that's falling
And I'll kiss the ground in spring
I'll miss you like winter in Wyoming

Yeah, you fooled me in the summer
So I held you through the fall
But December showed your colors
And that fake Western drawl

I said I'd love you till hell froze over
Well, look outside, I didn't lie
It's colder than a witch's shoulder
And I'm stuck with you tonight

You're like winter in Wyoming
Bitter, hard, and cold
Even when a fire's roaring
Your heart is ten below
And I curse the snow that's falling
And I'll kiss the ground in spring
I'll miss you like winter in Wyoming

And I curse the snow that's falling
And I'll throw the wolves your ring
I'll miss you like winter in Wyoming
Winter in Wyoming