"Pimp Homeo (Skit)" lyrics

[Pimp Homeo (Julie-ho):]
(Pimp Homeo, Pimp Homeo...)
Hey, Julie-ho!
(I am but $300 short, thy Pimp)
(First know my ass is tired, thy Pimp Homeo)
(Be this hour, I have done weeping)
(Thy have poppeth my coochie 'til I can't poppeth no more!)
Oh, tis! Thy have a reason to smack a cramp in that ass
(Have patience, Pimp Homeo, have patience!)
(Homeo, I have a very voluptuous vagina and titties teetering on timelessness)
(And a ass the size of Alaska!)
Well, bitch, thy get my money!