"I Don't Fuck On Mondays" lyrics

I don't fuck on Mondays
But I'll take a taste
I don't drink on Tuesdays
That'd be a waste
I get good on Wednesdays
And on Thursdays I'm all in
But let's talk about Fridays
I like Fridays
Are you in?

But I don't fuck on Mondays
I don't fuck on Mondays

I won't fuck on Mondays
I throw those away
I can't hang on Tuesdays
But I'mma read ya text
And my mood on Wednesday
Is like Thursday – U up next
Ain't nothing like Friday
My gawd Friday – U correct!

And on a Saturday
There's nothing I won't do
I'm just committed
Yeah let's hit it – come on thru
And when it's Sunday, we recap
It's all good – take a big nap
If you did well name a playlist after you

But I don't fuck on Mondays
I don't fuck on Mondays

I don't fuck on Mondays
Or Tuesdays
Could be Wednesdays
But Thursdays and Fridays
I like Fridays
I be in!

But I don't fuck on Mondays
(I don't fuck on Mondays)
(I don't fuck on Mondays)