"CINNAMON PIGTAILS" lyrics

Man, don't even try it, don't even try it, man
If you met that bitch online, don't even try it, dog
I got got, I got catfished bad, y'all

Let me tell you 'bout Cinnamon Cinnamon, Miss Pigtails
Fake eyelashes and press-on nails
Met her on some Instagram flimflam
At first, I thought she was a ho bot scam
Send me a picture holdin' up a peace sign
Well hot damn, this bitch is fine
Let me take you out? How 'bout we stay in?
You win! Parkway View 10
She even called me an Uber and then paid for it
Told my driver Josh, hey, nerd boy, floor it
And as he did exactly as instructed
I pictured her pigtails while she sucked dick
Her place looked like it had exploded
And the pile that remained eroded
Hold it, I couldn't find a door to knock
Just a "10" with a hole in the wall, the spot

Catfish, catfish, fine-ass fat bitch
Short, no, tall bitch, that ain't you at all, bitch
Fake bitch, killer bitch, Photoshop filter bitch
Thought you had a dime, but you found a gorilla bitch

Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon
Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon
Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away

Cinnamon, Cinnamon, let a ninja in
Peep the sign, "Condemned - State of Michigan"
Heard barkin', thought she had a dog
Nope, it was her neck croakin' like a frog
What in the Photoshoppin' hell is happenin'
With about nine filters overlappin' 'em
She half Sasquatch, what the fuck is happenin'
She got me contemplating attackin' the ho
She had bird flu in the face
Like she washed with Mace and fell from outer space
Catfished by an actual catfish
And her breath smelled like cat piss
It's no wonder you paid for my Uber
Head looking like a fishbowl of goober
That filter must've burned a million gigabytes
Before that mug got any likes

Catfish, catfish, fine-ass fat bitch
Short, no, tall bitch, that ain't you at all, bitch
Fake bitch, killer bitch, Photoshop filter bitch
Thought you had a dime, but you found a gorilla bitch

Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon
Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon
Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away

Catfish, catfish, fine-ass fat bitch
Short, no, tall bitch, that ain't you at all, bitch
Fake bitch, killer bitch, Photoshop filter bitch
Thought you had a dime, but you found a gorilla bitch
Catfish, catfish, fine-ass fat bitch
Short, no, tall bitch, that ain't you at all, bitch
Fake bitch, killer bitch, Photoshop filter bitch
Thought you had a dime, but you found a gorilla bitch

Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon
Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away
Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon, Cinnamon
Cinnamon, Cinnamon Pigtails
Go, fly away, fly away, fly away