"Deadbeat Moms" lyrics

Bitch back up 'cause you're dimmin' my shine
You got nine kids, only two of 'em mine
I get you cigarettes, weed, pampers and Similac
Bitch start giving back, fuck hittin' that
Your shit loop like a bowl of soup
And every time I'm with you, I'm smellin' nothin' but baby poop
You got WIC, food stamps, and 80C
Why you still fuckin' with me, you dirty scoundrel? (Bitch)
And I'ma murder any friend of the court
Throw a bomb in their office on the way to the airport (There go your payment)
Then blast off, catch a flight to another life
Five baby mommas, everyone of 'em trife hoes
They won't stifle, always wanna fight and for what?
Get the rifle, one to her butt, pop!
I won't have it, bitches won't fly straight
And I got two more bitches callin' sayin' they late (Fuck!)
Baby momma blues..

Deadbeat moms are chasing me, ain't no one on my side
I'm packin' all my shit up and I'm taking off tonight
(Just leave me alone!)

Fuck my baby momma, with that baby drama
Callin' me while I'm in the Bahamas with Lanna and Donna
Two freaks that I met with the hummer from last summer
Anyway bitch, how'd you get my new number?
Fuck my baby momma, she need a new weave
The bitch did something that I couldn't believe (I don't believe that shit!)
She called up a priest, she called the police
And then called the lawyer and took half of my piece
Fuck, my, baby momma, I can't see it like Stevie Wonder
All I know is when it rains, it thunders, my baby momma took me under
Fuck my baby momma, and my thirty kids
Don't tell me about shit that none of 'em did
To all you deadbeat moms who be bringing the drama
Fuck you and friend of the court, and fuck my baby momma

Deadbeat moms are chasing me, ain't no one on my side
I'm packin' all my shit up and I'm taking off tonight

I got the baby momma blues, from in my shoes
You don't love them kids, you only keep 'em to use
Ya breathe fire, all your baby daddies are rappers
How that happen? You got me plottin' to kidnap ya
Baby momma, baby momma, baby momma, fuck off!
All I know, you should've just jacked me off
He looks like me, bitch he looks just like you, damn
Just a piece of neden for cuttin' some ooh
Bitch, I bought you a trailer. It wasn't enough (Uh huh)
You met some punk, and he stoled your stuff (Dumb bitch)
You wrecked your car, they cut off your phone
Baby mommas blowing me up, ain't nobody home!
How much money just for three kids?
I got three other hoes layin' down their bids
Don't think I won't choke out all four of their faces
I got baby mommas in phenomenal places

Deadbeat moms are chasing me, ain't no one on my side
(Fuck my baby mama!)
I'm packin' all my shit up and I'm taking off tonight
(Bitch, fuck you, I'm out!)
(Just leave me alone!)

"There you have it man, these hoes done lost their mind, man
These hoes keep tryin' to hit a brother with charges
So I just keep on hittin' 'em with dodges you know what I'm sayin'?
These hoes, just step up off me man
I don't give a fuck what the DNA say you hear what I'm sayin'?
Fuck what the DNA say, I just had another one, man
Yeah, it's tryin' to get me, I don't know, man
I don't know what they gon' name it
But if they break up out this-..."