"House Of Horrors" lyrics

[Legz Diamond:]
"Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah)
"Do you like suspense?" (uh huh)
"Do you like Nell Carter?" (no)
"Good 'cause you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors
And for you it's absolutely free, step right in" (thanks)
"Say no more stupid ass, your breath says enough"

"Hello?"
"It's so dark"
"Don't lose me"
"Come on, I found a door"

[Violent J:]
Woboogawoo waaa! Welcome to the House of Horrors
What? You born in a barn? Shut the fuckin' doors
And sit down, 'cause I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh, 'cause you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
Aw and glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothing, ha-ha
But it scared you 'cause people don't be doing that shit
But me brr! Bitch, brr! I'm all about it (Brr!)
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the Silly Rabbit. Uh!
Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, cut 'em back on, wait, where you going?
Welcome to the House of Horrors

Comes from within me
Comes from within me (horrors, hey)
Comes from within me
Come to the house of horrors, eh
Comes from within me
Comes from within me (horrors, hey)
Comes from within me
Come to the house of horrors, eh

"Honey, I'm not having a good time."
"I know. Come on, this must be the way out."

[Shaggy 2 Dope {Violent J}:]
Hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a chair
Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear
Come on, let's play some Combat, I just got Atari
{"Hey keep it down in there Shaggs, what the hell?"} Sorry!
Look at that shit! ("what?") You almost got me grounded
I'm a have to take your forehead and pound it
I'll bend you over and tie you up to a pole
And stretch your nuts back and fling 'em up your butt hole (ah!)
I'm a phantom, listen to me, ah
That didn't do it? How about this? Ah!
I'm so scary, they call me "Joey Terrifying"
Did you know that?, ("yeah"), no you didn't I was lying
"I represent Ecorse, I'm yelling Ink Town
I'm coming out of Southwest (Wicked clowns)
Bathroom? Yeah, it's right there down the hall
Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all
Annog m'I ,uoy llik ll'I, I'm possessed too
Wait a minute, hey, don't leave me yet, I...I...I love you!

Welcome to the House of Horrors

Comes from within me
Comes from within me (horrors, hey)
Comes from within me
Come to the house of horrors, eh
Comes from within me
Comes from within me (horrors, hey)
Comes from within me
Come to the house of horrors, eh

"Honey?"
"What?"
"I'm scared"
"I know, sweetie, come on"

[Violent J (Legz Diamond) {Shaggy 2 Dope}:]
(Run, hide, run, hide)
Ha ha-ha ha ha ha, ha-ha-ha ha ha ha!
(Run, hide, run, hide)
Ha ha-ha ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(Run, hide, run, hide)
Ho ho ho hoo! Ha ha-ha ha ha!
(Run, hide, run, hide)
{ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!}

[Violent J:]
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell you something
With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, ("What about 'em?"), nothing
They're my boys, I just had to give 'em props
And together we form the cyclops
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha look at you, ha-ha, you're a bitch
Should I let your ass go? Ha-ha-ha-ha, no
I'll let your bitch out, but you get the bone
Run along sugar tits, he ain't coming home

"Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you, bitch"