"I Found A Body" lyrics

I just wanted somebody there
Somebody to agree or disagree with
Tell me I'm right or wrong
Somebody to talk to, eat with, be with...
Somebody who cares whether I'm alive or not
Somebody who knows whether I'm alive or not

I was walkin' home through an alleyway
Paying no attention, tripped over a leg
It was a dead body, hid off to the side
He looked like a crack-head, maybe twenty-five
He looked rather lonely, both his eyes were open
Threw him on my shoulder, took him to the homestead
Sat him on my couch, cooked him pizza rolls
Opened up his mouth, stuffed 'em down his throat
Then we went to Target, I pushed him in the cart and
People stopped and stared, they thought he was retarded
I put him in some shades and sprayed him down with axe
We rented a movie, just chilled and relaxed

I found a body
I sure as hell could use a buddy
I'm lonely, I could use a homie
Ever since I got out, stress has been on me (Stress has been on me)

I just...
Don't wanna be alone any more
I just wanna be around somebody
I mean anybody!
I just don't wanna be alone

We went to Clark Park, it's my favorite place
Had to shoot the birds off, pickin' at his face
Then we took a bike ride, he rode the handlebars
Stopped and had some ice cream, he started actin' hard
First he wasn't talkin', then he wouldn't eat
Then it fuckin' hit me: I found him in the street!
He's fuckin' dead, I almost forgot
He has a hole in his head from where he must've got shot

I found a body (Found a body)
I sure as hell could use a buddy (Could use a buddy)
I'm lonely, I could use a homie (A homie)
Ever since I got out, stress has been on me (Stress has been on me)

I can't stand any more loneliness
I just don't wanna be alone
Fuck...

I took him to my mom's house, she called him a user
'Cause he had my shoes on, she thinks he's a loser
He don't have a job yet, got nothin' on rent
Pretty much everything about him is spent
I got into a fist fight, two thugs jumped me
He stayed in the car, chillin' in the front seat
Come to think about it he ain't really my friend
But whatever we got, I don't want it to end, 'cause

I found a body (Found a body)
I sure as hell could use a buddy (Could use a buddy)
I'm lonely, I could use a homie (A homie)
Ever since I got out, stress has been on me (Stress has been on me)

Em no revo gnihtyna gnillup ton er'uoY
Em no revo gnihtyna gnillup ton er'uoY
Em no revo gnihtyna gnillup ton er'uoY
Em no revo gnihtyna gnillup ton er'uoY

(Found a body) Selfish…
He's just being selfish…
(Found a body) Unappreciative, that's all… selfish!
(Found a body) Argh! What did you just say to me?
What did you? Argh! You're the one acting like that!
I'm not the one acting like that! Argh!
That's you! That's what you're being like!
Argh! Don't even talk to me anymore (Found a body)

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