"Real Underground Baby" lyrics

[Violent J:]
Underground, baby
Real underground, baby
Nwolc siht

This clown don't smile and honk your nose
This clown don't wear pink goofy clothes
And this clown don't mind your hatred for me
You'll get turned into a dead corpse right before me
(Real underground, baby)

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
And the preacher man said, ("Hallelujah!")
And the preacher man said, ("Hallelujah!")
And the preacher man said, ("Hallelujah!
Me and the Witch gonna do it to ya!")

And the preacher man said, ("Hallelujah!")
And the preacher man said, ("Hallelujah!")
And the preacher man said, ("Hallelujah!
Me and the Witch gonna do it to ya!")

[Violent J:]
Role model, eat a dick up and swallow
Only model I follow be the Jim Beam bottle
And I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall

Full throttle, punchin' in an El Dorado
Full bottle, I care about no tomorrow
When I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall
I'ma kick a fuckin' hole in the wall

[Shaggy 2 Dope (Sugar Slam):]
Who can paint their face up?
(Who can paint their face up?)
And wear a ninja suit?
(And wear a ninja suit?)

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
Floatin' through some backyards
Dropkick your knees in backwards
I'm outtie with a poof
(And ain't that shit the truth!?)
My days are long and lonely
Black rain is right before me
(Real underground, baby)
My brain does nothing for me
Hey! This pain'll be my story

Who took the chicken off the plate
And put it in the fridge?! (Shaggy 2 Dope did!)
Who took the chicken off the plate
And put it in the fridge?! (Shaggy 2 Dope did!) (That's right!)
Who took the chicken off the plate
And put it in the fridge?! (Shaggy 2 Dope did!) (I took the chicken, bitch!)
Who took the chicken off the plate
And put it in the fridge?! (Shaggy 2 Dope did!) (Gimme that chicken!)

Underground, baby
Real underground, baby

[Violent J:]
I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm, doin' it because I love it
And I'm, underground, baby
Real underground, baby

I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm, doin' it because I love it
And I'm, underground, baby
Real underground, baby

I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm, doin' it because I love it
And I'm, underground, baby
Real underground, baby

I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm, doin' it because I love it
And I'm, underground, baby
Real underground, baby

Underground, baby, real underground, baby
Underground, baby, real underground, baby
Real underground, baby
Real underground, baby

[Shaggy 2 Dope (Sugar Slam) {Violent J}:]
Who can paint their face up?
(Who can paint their face up?)
And wear a ninja suit?
(And wear a ninja suit?) {Underground, baby}

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
Floatin' through some backyards
Dropkick your knees in backwards
I'm outtie with a poof
(And ain't that shit the truth!?)

[Carnival Of Carnage samples:]
Fuck your rebel flag!
Fuck your rebel flag!
Fuck your rebel flag!
Carnival of Carnage

[Violent J:]
My brain does nothing for me
This pain will be my story
Black rain is right before me
Hey, underground, baby

[Ringmaster samples:]
I couldn't stand the pressure
(So get off me, dog) (So get off me, dog)
I couldn't stand the pressure
(So get off me, dog) (So get off me, dog)
I couldn't stand the pressure
(So get off me, dog) (So get off me, dog)
I couldn't stand the pressure
(So get off me, dog) (So get off me, dog)

(Hallelujah!)
I'm the neck cutter, and I'm three-blocks away
I'm the neck cutter, and I'm two-blocks away
I'm the neck cutter, and I'm one-block away
Ringmaster

Underground, baby

[Riddle Box samples:]
Riddle Box (No! Ooh! Turn it off!)
Riddle Box (No! Ooh! Turn it off!)
Riddle Box (No! Ooh! Turn it off!)
Riddle Box (No! Ooh! Turn it off!)

Underground, baby

[Violent J:]
I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm, doin' it because I love it
And I'm, underground, baby
Real underground, baby

I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm, doin' it because I love it
And I'm, underground, baby
Real underground, baby

I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm, doin' it because I love it
And I'm, underground, baby
Real underground, baby

I'm hidin' under the floor like Saddam
But I'm, doin' it because I love it
And I'm, underground, baby
Real underground, baby

[Great Milenko samples:]
Great Milenko (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Great Milenko (He he he he, ha ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Great Milenko (He he he he, ha ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Great Milenko (He he he he, ha ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Great Milenko (Let's go, motherfuckers!)

I'ma be down, I'ma be down
Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground
I'ma be down, I'ma be down
Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground
I'ma be down, I'ma be down
Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground
I'ma be down, I'ma be down
Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground
I'ma be down, I'ma be down
Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground
I'ma be down, I'ma be down
Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground
I'ma be down, I'ma be down
Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground
I'ma be down, I'ma be down
Down with the clown 'til I'm dead in the ground

[Violent J:]
My days are long and lonely
Black rain is right before me

Real underground baby

My brain does nothing for me
Hey! This pain'll be my story

[Amazing Jeckel Brothers samples:]
If I only could, I'd set the world on fire (Fuck the world!)
If I only could, I'd set the world on fire (Fuck 'em all!)
If I only could, I'd set the world on fire (Fuck the world!)
If I only could, I'd set the world on fire (Fuck 'em all!)
Welcome, everyone, to the big show
Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival
Welcome, everyone, to the big show
Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival
Welcome, everyone, welcome, everyone
Welcome, everyone, welcome, everyone
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome
Jake and Jack and the Dark Carnival

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Underground! (Underground, baby, real underground, baby)
Underground, two miles deep under your feet
Underground! (Underground, baby, real underground, baby)
Underground, two miles deep under the street

(The Wraith!)
By far the ugliest and most monstrous thing I have ever seen
Ugliest, ugliest, ugliest, ugliest (The Wraith!)
By far the ugliest and most monstrous thing I have ever seen
Ugliest, ugliest, ugliest, ugliest (The Wraith!)
By far the ugliest and most monstrous thing I have ever seen
Ugliest, ugliest, ugliest, ugliest (The Wraith!)
By far the ugliest and most monstrous thing I have ever seen
Ugliest, ugliest, ugliest, ugliest

Underground, baby

[The Wraith samples:]
Something is standing in between me and my sanity
Something is standing in between me and my sanity
Something is standing in between me and my sanity
Something is standing in between me and my sanity
Oh shit, it's your birthday (Oh no it isn't)
It's somebody's birthday (Oh not it isn't)
Oh shit, it's your birthday (Oh no it isn't)
It's your birthday (Shut the fuck down, or it's everybody's birthday)
Oh shit, it's your birthday (Oh no it isn't)
It's somebody's birthday (Oh not it isn't)
Oh shit, it's your birthday (Oh no it isn't)
It's your birthday
Mama told me when it rains (It pours)
But never mentioned dead bodies (Dead bodies)
Mama told me when it rains (It pours)
La di da la di da la di
Mama told me when it rains (It pours)
But never mentioned dead bodies (Dead bodies)
Mama told me when it rains (It pours)
La di da la di da la di
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands
I got too much time on my hands

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Hallelujah!