"Six Pedophiles" lyrics
Okay, tomorrow we're gonna take a look at chapters 34 and 35, alright?
And don't forget this Friday, test papers are due
No, no, I told you last week that they would be due on Friday, okay?
So, make sure that's taken care of, and we'll see you tomorrow
The first pedophile, he was teacher
I waited for school to end, under the bleachers
I walked down the halls, dragging my axe
He was pinning papers to the board with tacks
I slipped in the room and raised my weapon
And whistled as he turned around for a second
I buried the blade deep into his scalp
He never even had a chance to cry for help
The next pedophile, he drove a cab
I held him down on 13th Ave
We made some small talk about the weather
All while I got my wire together
He stopped at the light, eyes on the road
I slipped my cord right around his throat
With my knees up, I yanked it back
His head fell forward into his lap
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for)
The third pedophile, he worked at home
He probably considered it his safety zone
But he was wrong. I walked right in the door
His chihuahua was barking, but not anymore
He came around the corner. I blasted him flat
And beat him horrendous with a baseball bat
Caved his skull in and left it there
In a pile of blood, brains, bones, and hair
The next pedophile, he did construction
Showed up on the site looking for destruction
Picked up a nail gun, as soon as I spot him
He asked who the fuck I was. I shot him
Three or four more times, all in the neck
And then picked up a sledge hammer and broke his back
Hit him again in the back of the head
His whole skull exploded into a spread
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for)
The fifth pedophile was a children's doctor
I grabbed my hatchet, the predator chopper
Walked in his office, the nurse tried to stop me
I gave her a choice: Leave or be chopped meat
She was out of there. I kicked the door in
There he was, website kiddie porn exploring
One swift swing straight down was fatal
His whole head split like a tomato
The last pedophile, he had no job
He was a fuckin' bum who lived with his mom
The lady was old. I waited for her to leave
Simple, with a .38 up my sleeve
I knocked on the door. This shit is gonna be fun
I shot him in the belly. He tried to run
I shot him in both legs, and finally the head
And like that, left him on the front lawn dead
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for)
...four five six, six
One two three four five six, six
One two three four five six, six
One two three four five six, six
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles
And don't forget this Friday, test papers are due
No, no, I told you last week that they would be due on Friday, okay?
So, make sure that's taken care of, and we'll see you tomorrow
The first pedophile, he was teacher
I waited for school to end, under the bleachers
I walked down the halls, dragging my axe
He was pinning papers to the board with tacks
I slipped in the room and raised my weapon
And whistled as he turned around for a second
I buried the blade deep into his scalp
He never even had a chance to cry for help
The next pedophile, he drove a cab
I held him down on 13th Ave
We made some small talk about the weather
All while I got my wire together
He stopped at the light, eyes on the road
I slipped my cord right around his throat
With my knees up, I yanked it back
His head fell forward into his lap
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for)
The third pedophile, he worked at home
He probably considered it his safety zone
But he was wrong. I walked right in the door
His chihuahua was barking, but not anymore
He came around the corner. I blasted him flat
And beat him horrendous with a baseball bat
Caved his skull in and left it there
In a pile of blood, brains, bones, and hair
The next pedophile, he did construction
Showed up on the site looking for destruction
Picked up a nail gun, as soon as I spot him
He asked who the fuck I was. I shot him
Three or four more times, all in the neck
And then picked up a sledge hammer and broke his back
Hit him again in the back of the head
His whole skull exploded into a spread
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for)
The fifth pedophile was a children's doctor
I grabbed my hatchet, the predator chopper
Walked in his office, the nurse tried to stop me
I gave her a choice: Leave or be chopped meat
She was out of there. I kicked the door in
There he was, website kiddie porn exploring
One swift swing straight down was fatal
His whole head split like a tomato
The last pedophile, he had no job
He was a fuckin' bum who lived with his mom
The lady was old. I waited for her to leave
Simple, with a .38 up my sleeve
I knocked on the door. This shit is gonna be fun
I shot him in the belly. He tried to run
I shot him in both legs, and finally the head
And like that, left him on the front lawn dead
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for)
...four five six, six
One two three four five six, six
One two three four five six, six
One two three four five six, six
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles (left for dead)
Six pedophiles (left for)
Six pedophiles
