"Violent J's The Mack" lyrics

Yo, baby, Violent J's the mack, hoe trick bitches, I love you all
'Cause I drill through your neden like a goddamn chainsaw
I last a while, and when I finally nut
It'll come out your ears and shoot out your belly button
I'll wine you and dine you and when we's in the sack
Put my shoulder on your stomach and put my foot on your back
Right leg stuck to the wall with super glue
Then I start strokin' like a Chinese kangaroo
I tie your leg to the motherfuckin' bed post
Insert my ding-a-ling and you're howlin' like a ghost

Violent J's the mack
Yo, baby, Violent J's the mack

I do backflips, like an acrobat
And then slap you in your face with my nutsack
'Cause I work ya like a Siamese shogun
Bring your great grandma and that'll be more fun
'Cause age, hah, I got no standards
I'll show my scrotum sack to innocent bystanders
I'll tie your legs together, behind your head
Then do you like the Skipper on my water bed
I once fucked a girl with three titties
Two pussies, six booties in the inner city
Yeah, I'll never forget that hoe
'Cause I spread her frog legs and fucked her with my big toe

Yo, baby, Violent J's the mack
Violent J's the mack

I nut in you like a cream-filled Twinkie
Have you bendin' more ways than a motherfuckin' slinky
Neden to me is a joke
Because I work 'em so hard that they start to smoke

Violent J's the mack
Ha-ha-ha! Violent J's the mack
'Cause Violent J's the mack

Work 'em like a wolf when he's wolfin' out
But you'll get slammed if the hoe ain't puttin' out
'Cause, baby, if you're a trick-ass hoe
Tell ya what, baby doll, come see uncle Joe

'Cause I'm the mack
Violent J's the mack
Yo, Forehead's the mack
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O Three's the mack
Violent J's the mack
Joe Bruce the mack
I'm the mack
I'm the mack
Quit smokin' crack, jack
'Cause I'm the mack
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, trick-ass hoe