"Welcome To The Show" lyrics

Fuck you!
Uh!
Aah!

Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show
Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don't bother lookin' for parkin' get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin' back ya fuckin' idiot
The carnival emerges only when you bout to die
And right now motherfucker you bout dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the murder go round
And we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun
Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun
I swing my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall I bitch-smack both of you
Welcome to our carnival. Fifty thousand juggalos
Freaks and weirdos and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be y'all
And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival

Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, (because you're) bitch boy, you dead!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, (because you're) dead, dead, dead, dead!

And fuck you if you don't like it!

Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs
Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nut bags
There's only Juggalos here, ya know what we about
Swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and a dick in ya mouth!
So they call us a circus, we accept the role
We've been sayin that its comin' for like ten years or so
And everywhere that we go from Alaska to Spain
I'm seein' Juggalos dancin' in a Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
I see em jump on the stage and float off into the sky
They ain't never comin' back the carnival has been found
And all we can do is dream about 'em smokin' 'em down
I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-La
But if ya really wanna hear the fuckin' devil's exhibit
The shit is called "Hell's Pit" run out and get it

Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, (because you're) bitch boy, you dead!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, (because you're) dead, dead, dead, dead!

Ugh! Bitch! Thy Juggalos said

When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise

Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise

And fuck thy fuck outta you, if you don't like it!

When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise