"Portland, OR" lyrics

At first, I thought a girl like you
Shouldn't be seen with a miserable man like me
But it seems that once you've opened your mouth
Horrible things fall out
I guess I'd spoken too soon
I guess I'd spoken too soon

'Cause a man like me
Didn't actually, essentially, endure the whole fucking country
To sit here and let you insult the way
I interact openly with my best friends
It's true, I don't know how they talk down in Tucson
But, you know, I bet my bottom dollar that the people here in Oregon
Know a thing or two about respect
I guess I'd spoken too soon