"I Never Fool Nobody But Me" lyrics

I never tell my left hand what my right hand is doin'
I never know which old road that I should be pursuin'

That is why it's so plain to see, ooh ooh wee
That is why I never fool nobody but me

And if I should stay awake, I always wind up sleepin'
And when I should close my eyes, I always end up peepin'

That is why it's so plain to see, ooh ooh wee
That is why I never fool nobody but me

I came, I saw, I conquered nothin' at all
And every time I climbed a little higher
I got that much further to fall

I came and I saw, and I conquered nothin' at all
And every time I climbed a little higher
I got that much further to fall

I don't know why I should zig when I should be zaggin'
Even when my head's held high, my tail keeps right on draggin'

That is why it's so plain to see, ooh ooh wee
That is why I never, never fool nobody but me

I never fool nobody but me
I never fool nobody but me