"Brief Interviews With Hideous Men" lyrics
All your marsupial annotations
That you carry around
May ring through their ears
But to us, make no sound
We never asked you to squat
On our intricacies of employment
But honestly, the harder you squeeze
Facilitates the enjoyment
Oh, just look at all the pretty boggling array
Of punctuation marks at our disposal
Slashes, dashes, and dots of various sorts
Might even meet our proposal
Hot flashes and rashes
I'm feeling particularly pretentious
Your vasomotor disturbances
Only rev up our engines
Dialogue all the shit you want
But make sure to use the biggest font
The louder you speak, the more that they'll mention
Bold or undefined, this will get your attention
The louder you speak, the more that they'll mention
Bold or undefined, this will get your attention
That you carry around
May ring through their ears
But to us, make no sound
We never asked you to squat
On our intricacies of employment
But honestly, the harder you squeeze
Facilitates the enjoyment
Oh, just look at all the pretty boggling array
Of punctuation marks at our disposal
Slashes, dashes, and dots of various sorts
Might even meet our proposal
Hot flashes and rashes
I'm feeling particularly pretentious
Your vasomotor disturbances
Only rev up our engines
Dialogue all the shit you want
But make sure to use the biggest font
The louder you speak, the more that they'll mention
Bold or undefined, this will get your attention
The louder you speak, the more that they'll mention
Bold or undefined, this will get your attention
Writer(s): Nabil Moo, Matthew Mehana
