"Candidate" lyrics

I swear I got a sign written on my head
Don't use the stairs, go ahead, walk on me instead
Every man takes me for a fool
It's like I'm screaming from the top of lungs, "Hey you"

If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
If you want to employ, somebody to toy with
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate

Swear I got a sign written on my back
That says, take all the money that you want
Don't worry about paying me back.
If I take a second to clear my head
I come back, you'll be screwing her in our bed

If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
If you want to employ, somebody to toy with
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate

Give me your attention for a minute
I know you think you can get what you want
But I think I've finally reached my limit
Now it is your turn to take the fall
Fall, fall

If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
If you want to employ, somebody to toy with
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate
I'm a great candidate
I'm a great candidate