"Pussy Appreciation Day" lyrics

Today is your day
I surely hope you're ready
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby

You didn't have to give it to me, baby, but you did so
Let me show you my appreciation
Today's a celebration
Something like a holiday
So here's the black card, keys to the cars, splurge
Go on and scoop your girls and run up in the mall
Ball, max it out, meet me later, let me smash it out

For the thrill of it, the scent of it, the taste (Hoo)
I lit a candle on top of a cake, oh
Today is a special day, baby
And you're the guest of honor
I'll get you whatever you want, girl

So warm, it's so soft, it's so tight, it's the greatest
So I laid in it, played in it
Stayed there 'til daybreak
And then I tasted it, amazing like Krispy Kreme glazed it
So baby, you can have it your way
It's pussy-appreciation day

I didn't have to lick it, baby, how was I to know that
I'd end up acting like a kitty cat over your milk
I'm fiendin' for that, baby, bring it back
'Cause most don't appreciate what you've been blessed with
They probably ain't had enough of it, they couldn't relate
Have a shopping spree, baby, you know me

For the feel of it, the scent of it, the taste (Hoo)
I lit a candle on top of the cake, oh
Today is a special day, baby
And you're the guest of honor
I'll get you whatever you want

So warm, it's so soft, it's so tight, it's the greatest
So I laid in it, played in it
Stayed there 'til daybreak
And then I tasted it, amazing like Krispy Kreme glazed it
So baby, you can have it your way
It's pussy-appreciation day

Let me trick off on you (Treat you girl)
'Cause I just wanna tell you things
For the love you give to me, so up under the tree
You'll see the keys (The Beamer M3 is yours)
It ain't your birthday neither
Valentines, Mother's Day or Easter
Today's a holiday, to show you I appreciate ya

So warm, it's so soft, it's so tight, it's the greatest
So I laid in it, played in it
Stayed there 'til daybreak
And then I tasted it, amazing like Krispy Kreme glazed it
So baby, you can have it your way
It's pussy-appreciation day

I wanna thank you, baby, for what, for what you've given me
So tonight I'm cherishing this love
Dedicate the stars above
There's nothing left to say but I'm so grateful
So thankful to you

So warm, it's so soft, it's so tight, it's the greatest
So I laid in it, played in it
Stayed there 'til daybreak
And then I tasted it, amazing like Krispy Kreme glazed it
So baby, you can have it your way
It's pussy-appreciation day