"Catfishin'" lyrics

These high heels - six inch
Corset's tight to hide an inch
Tell me why I'd hit the gym
When underwear can pull me in
Confuse them, with illusion

I got my fake hair, fake nails
Push-up bra I bought on sale
Freshly tweezed my moustache
And Gorilla-glued my strip lash
I'm a vision magician

Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night
I'm good bait if the lighting's right
Reel me drinker, hook line and sinker with me, yeah
Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night
Big game wishin' always take a bite
I'm on to winner, take home my dinner with me, yeah
Gone fishin', catfishin'

I got no time for beauty sleep
It costs a lot to look this cheap
"God bless that black dress!"
It puts the ass in assets
And I'm out strolling
Now out trolling for that big win
Got to fake it to make it

Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night
I'm good bait if the lighting's right
Reel me drinker, hook line and sinker with me, yeah
Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night
Big game wishin' always take a bite
I'm on to winner, take home my dinner with me, yeah
Gone fishin', catfishin'

I didn't call you after you left mine
I had another lover on the line
Catch and release they're never keepers, babe
But I just tell them they're the one that got away

I go fishin' on a Saturday night
None the wiser til you're back at mine
Take off my makeup
Deflate this D-cup to B - you'll see!
Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night
I'm good bait if the lighting's right
Reel me drinker, hook line and sinker with me, oh yeah
Cause I go fishin' on a Saturday night
Big game wishin' always take a bite
I'm on to winner, I'm no beginner at sea, yeah
Gone fishin', catfishin'
Gone fishin', catfishin'

Not missing, just catfishin'