"The Hat Store" lyrics

Hey... hey Matt, where are you coming from?
Well Alex, I've come from this place called "The Hat Store"
Oh, well. Why don't you tell me all about it?

Well I went to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!

I went to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!

Well I went to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!
Oh shit!

I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store

Man, Matt, that... that sure sounds like a rootins... rootin tootin time... yeah, there
Oh shit