"Girl Math" lyrics

Girl math, girl math, girl math

She a dress and wore it twice
In her mind now it's half-price
Returned some shoes, think she's made a profit
Got free money just like magic
If she swipes my card it's obviously free
Even if it's from the joint account
She shares with me

Who needs logic when it feels so right
Budgeting is funner with girl math vibes

Girl math, girl math, don't overthink
Girl math, it always adds up right
Subtract the guilt and multiply good vibes
I don't get the logic
I just nod and laugh
Don't ask me why
'Cause that's girl math

Oh
Girl math

If you don't spend today, tomorrow's budget doubles
You make free money if your plans get canceled
Gift cards aren't real, it's monopoly cash
If it's on sale then you made most your money back
Apple Pay just means Apple is paying
Spending double to get free shipping saves you so much money
It's not delusion, it's a gift

She just rounds down and then forgets
Who needs logic when it feels so right
Budgeting is funner with girl math vibes

Girl math, girl math, don't overthink
Girl math, it always adds up right
Subtract the guilt and multiply good vibes
I don't get the logic
I just nod and laugh
Don't ask me why
'Cause that's girl math

Girl math, girl math, don't overthink
Girl math, it always adds up right
Subtract the guilt and multiply good vibes
I don't get the logic
I just nod and laugh
Don't ask me why
'Cause that's girl math

Girl math
Girl math