"Independent Girls & Nasty Evil Gays" lyrics

I'm sure you've heard it on the news?
It's spreading all over the internet
Sad to inform you that it's true:
We're on the brink of a societal collapse!

But don't you worry we'll protect
Your precious brittle balls
Hold on tightly to your sacks
The solution isn't far

We know who's to blame
For all your ego pain
No, there is no doubt
Yes, it is the fault of all those

Independent girls
And nasty evil gays
Abandoning the kitchen
Dancing in a pink parade
Louder than they should be
Shouting horrible profanities
Like: "We won't live in chains!"
"We won't be erased!"
Those independent girls
And nasty evil gays, gays

It's so much harder to remain
A decent human when you have to call a person "they"
So hurry up, no time to waste
It would be best if we just burn them at the stake

Then you'd freed from their feminist tyranny
At peace with your traditional family
Oh, what a world it could be
When you don't have to fear those awful

Independent girls
And nasty evil gays
Abandoning the kitchen
Dancing in a pink parade
Louder than they should be
Shouting horrible profanities
Like: "We won't live in chains!"
"No!"
"We won't be erased!"
"No!"
Those independent girls
And nasty evil gays, gays

Listen up now!
Big mouth, little boys
So afraid to lose your toys
Call us weak
You wouldn't last a minute in these heels
Flex your muscles, hide your tears
You call that masculinity?
Open up, we'll set you free
Or just fuck off and let us be

Independent girls
And nasty evil gays
Abandoning the kitchen
Dancing in a pink parade
Louder than they should be
Shouting horrible profanities
Like: "We won't live in chains!"
"No!"
"We won't be erased!"
"No!"
Those independent girls
And nasty evil gays...