"Guitar Shop" lyrics

Pre-amp, pro-sound performance
Groove tube
Killer caps
You're a strap cat
Patch in
Dangerous distortion
Serious sustain

Slinky, super slinky
Boomers double-ball ends
It'll faze, it'll flange, it'll buzz
It's fast, it's flexible
Just feel those frets

Assimilated cone filter
For steroizing a mono source
It's got scaled-down, streched-out audio
Feel of a Les Paul

Deep cut aways and no pick guard
And a couple of chrome buckers
Full shread

Stiff neck brass nut and an ebony finger board
Paul's deluxe