"A Small Package Of Value Will Come To You Shortly" lyrics

Straight ahead all the way, you guys
I don't care how dirty you guys get
It doesn't make any difference
It doesn't make any difference
Oh fudge, ah well
Ah Barnum, gee whiz, rag mop
You know, gosh all willikers
Under the wedding ring
I feel a, what's that?
Fingers, fingers, fingers (Hoo hah, hoo hah)
Are you married, married?
Fuh fuh fuh fudge, huh huh huh, rag mop
You do it, I did
Who did? Where did?
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
Folks, we've been in the business for twenty years
And I've never had a heart attack
You're my friends, I want you to know that
Stick it (Time, time, time)
Take your money, sign to clarify
Ah! Ah!
I don't believe New York is an island

High, high price
The Honorable Hawaii sinking
Shee fah fah shoo
Yes, what is it?
I've been at school (Try, try, try)
Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii
Not that it makes any difference (Fah shoo)
I don't know if I can get in though, I can't
Fa shoo, fa shoo
I don't understand
I don't know (Fudge, fudge)
Pennsylvania is a Quaker town, or
Kah nay nay, bah no no
No no no
No man is an island! (Do it, do it, do it)
No man is an island!
He's a peninsula