"The Summer I Turned Petty" lyrics

I signed you up for Scientology
Changed your Wi-Fi name so all your neighbors see
Now it's pervy, thirsty dirtbag in apartment 202
So everyone who lives there knows the truth

I'm not the kind to key my name into your car
But I'll tell the internet you had trouble staying (Faithful)
Is it hard for you to sleep at night with dudes calling you left and right?
'Cause I told 'em it's my number at the bar

I ain't gonna cry about it
I ain't gonna lose my mind
But I can't say I'm the same girl
That I was when you met me
Used to be sweet, but now it's
Time to meet the other side
And she's coming for you, boy, I hope you're ready
For the summer I turned petty

I can't lie and say I wasn't kinda proud (Because I am)
That I wiped the data from your PlayStation account (Goodbye)
Filled your shampoo up with glitter so you sparkle when you're with her
'Cause you effed around and now you're finding out

I ain't gonna cry about it
I ain't gonna lose my mind
But I can't say I'm the same girl
That I was when you met me
Used to be sweet, but now it's
Time to meet the other side
And she's coming for you, boy, I hope you're ready
For the summer I turned petty
For the summer I turned petty

No, you're never gonna see your favorite boots again
And I bet that you'll be wondering where your charger went
I might hit you up on Venmo for the time I spent

But I ain't gonna cry about it
I ain't gonna lose my mind
But I can't say I'm the same girl
That I was when you met me
Used to be sweet, but now it's
Time to meet the other side
And she's coming for you, boy, I hope you're ready
For the summer I turned petty
For the summer I turned petty