"I Want To Be A Matador" lyrics

"I Want To Be A Matador"

You guys, what a crazy dream, I think
I want to be a matador
Fight, fight, fight the bull, take him down in Mexico
I want to be a matador

I'm practicing my Spanish — español is so much fun
I almost can press two now instead of pressing one
My greetings have now changed to "cómo estás" and [?]
I substitute my burgers for burritos and taquitos
Working on my outfit — lots of pink and golden lace
You know I must look pretty when I stare in the bull's face
I wonder, is it stupid, GoGirl fighting the big bull?
I really want to fight, to take him down in Mexico
You guys, I think I can do it

I'm gonna be a matador
I'm gonna be a matador
Fight, fight, fight the bull, take him down in Mexico
I'm gonna be a matador

It's time to cross the border — we seem to be okay
Oh, apparently it's not when you go the other way
Shots of Tres Sietes is the best tequila plan
Starting to fit in now with the mariachi band
My palate's growing stronger — spicy food is now okay
Jalapeños and ghost peppers do not frighten me away
I'm trying to fit in and do the best I can
I bury my sombrero while I'm working on my plan
Ay ay ay, arriba, arriba
See, I'm doing it

I'm practically a matador
I'm practically a matador
Fight, fight, fight the bull, take him down in Mexico
I'm practically a matador, ay

You guys, I pray to the spirit of José Gómez Ortega
Fatally gored by Bailador the bull at age twenty-five
Oh shit, I'm forty-five — I'm in trouble
José, please give me strength
Youth, power — it's coming, I'm running

It's getting close to showtime, my nerves are quite a mess
I hear the bull at distance — he's sounding pretty stressed
He ran around the ring, I fluttered my pink cape
I think I got him flustered, or he could be out of shape
The crowd is going loco and tension's at its peak
My confidence is building — gonna end his winning spree
I got him in the corner — should I bring him to his end?
Perhaps it would be better if the bull [?]
Bull, compadre, what a battle — you fought bravely
But I won

I'm finally a matador
I'm finally a matador
Fight, fight, fight the bull, took him down in Mexico
I'm finally a matador


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