"If You Ever Need A Stranger" lyrics

If you ever need a stranger to sing at your wedding
A last-minute choice, then I am your man
I know every song, you name it
By Bacharach and David
Every power ballad that's ever climbed the charts
Every stupid love song that's ever touched your heart

You think it's funny
My obsession with the holy matrimony
But I'm just so amazed to witness true love
And true love can be measured
Through these simple pleasures
They are waiting there for you to be discovered

I would cut off my right arm to be someone's lover
And maybe I'll meet her there tonight at the wedding buffet
I'll walk up to her when she's caught a bouquet