"I Get Off On It" lyrics

Well I met this pretty gal that nearly turned me on
Well I'm afraid we didn't make it very far
Cause you see it's kind of hard makin' love to a lady
When that ladies munching on a candy bar, haha
So I couldn't help but say
"Honey this ain't no time for milky way" and she go

I get off, ew I get off on it
She said just give me a little snack
Can't you see I'm into snacks, I get off on it

Now there was a pretty thang out in Los Angeles
Uh but she was a man wearin' them women's clothes
So I told him, hey brother
Ain't you dressin' kind of dangerous
Cause how's a fool like me supposed to know
And I couldn't help but say uh
What come you dress up that way and he goes

Well I get off on it, I get off on it
He said listen there ain't no sweat off your nose
I just dig those ladies clothes, I get off on it
I said, yeah I like your hose too brother

Now this good ol' boy met a girl
And he really liked her
But she didn't know what he was really about
Cause every time he filled his lip up with tobacco
Well folks don't you know it nearly grossed her out
And uh she couldn't help but say brother
How come you want to do that way, and he goes

I get off on it, that's right honey
I get off on it, he said
I don't mean to make you flip
But don't messin' with my dip
Cause I get off on it
Haha, that's right honey I get off of it

See fire in the room
Bless my soul this cowboy likes to dip that skoal
Haha, it's kind of like my guitar honey
You know the world ain't clickin' unless I'm pickin'
I get off on it, I get off on it, ew I get off on it
Bending them strings, doin' my thing
I get off on it