"(I'm Just A) Redneck In A Rock And Roll Bar" lyrics

Well hello boogie palace I'm sittin' here alone
A listening to the music of electric saxaphones
Now there ain't no sexy dresses and there ain't no beehive hair
Just boys who look like girls who look like boys who look like Cher

I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar
I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar
They're starin' at me like a bug in a jar
I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar

I stopped in here to have a beer to ask some gal to dance
Well I've been waitin' patient now and I ain't had the chance
Cause they ain't played any waltzes nothin' like a Texas swing
And with no belly rubbin' music how in the hell can I do my thing

I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar...

Well good-bye boogie palace I'm gettin' outta here
Back to country music and back to Lonestar beer
Where the women look like women and they dress so you can tell
And them men are good ole boys just drinkin' beer and raisin' hell

I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar...