"The Friendly Family Inn" lyrics

Well it's a long forgotten plant farm
6 miles west of town
But it gets a resurrection
Every time the sun goes down
Its reputation seemed to change
When the interstate came through
Now the family inn is the perfect place
For a lonely rendezvous

No phone, no food, no ice machine
The TV's in black and white
But sign still reads low vacancy
Every Friday and Saturday night
Now it's not like what they get at home
But they'll be back again
Cause satisfaction is guaranteed
At the friendly family inn

Well if they don't ask for your address
Or care with who you came
Folks just sign the register
With any old phone you name
The stationary is bound to stay
The bible ain't ever been read
Cause the ones who stay at the family inn
Don't come to read in bed

No phone, no food, no ice machine
The TV's in black and white
But sign still reads low vacancy
Every Friday and Saturday night
Now it's not like what they get at home
But they'll be back again
Cause satisfaction is guaranteed
At the friendly family inn

No phone, no food, no ice machine
The TV's in black and white
But sign still reads low vacancy
Every Friday and Saturday night
Now it's not like what they get at home
But they'll be back again
Cause satisfaction is guaranteed
At the friendly family inn